I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! (If you can find one)
1 comment:
AWESOME!! I was so thinking, "geez Carla, I can't believe you are posting this on your blog," then I got to the end!! Too funny.
Are kids are getting there shots next week, I'm helping with our flu PODs in the schools, it's nuts!! So hoping we don't get it before then!
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